{"product_id":"fuggler-festive-fuggs-holiday-collection","title":"Fuggler Festive Fuggs Holiday Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eFuggler Festive Fuggs Holiday Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe holidays just got weird.\u003cbr\u003eMeet the Festive Fuggs\u003cbr\u003eSanta's workshop had a malfunction.Three holiday icons went through the Fuggler machine.What came out?Pure festive chaos with teeth.\u003cbr\u003eThese aren't your grandma's Christmas decorations.These are officially licensed Fuggler holiday plush—collectible,giftable,and guaranteed to make your relatives uncomfortable at dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose Your Holiday Nightmare\u003cbr\u003eGingerbeast\u003cbr\u003eSmells like gingerbread.Stares like it wants your soul.That pink bow tie?It's trying to look innocent.It's not working.Those candy button eyes see everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrostbite the Snowthing\u003cbr\u003eButton eyes from a craft store nightmare.Scarf stolen from a dead elf.Won't melt—just judges.Perfect white fur hiding very imperfect intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRude-olph\u003cbr\u003eRed nose?More like red flag.Antlers that can't be trusted.That smile says\"holiday cheer\"but those eyes say\"I've seen things.\"Santa didn't pick this one for the sleigh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy Collectors Are Losing It\u003cbr\u003eRealistic human-like teeth in every single one.Hand-finished details so each face hits different.Premium textured fur that begs to be touched then immediately regrets it.Collector-grade packaging with die-cut window—display ready or gift at your own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs\u003cbr\u003eHeight:Approximately 9 inches\u003cbr\u003eMaterial:High-pile faux fur with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003eFeatures:Signature Fuggler teeth,embroidered or button details,holiday accessories\u003cbr\u003ePackaging:Premium gift box with holiday pattern and window display\u003cbr\u003eAges:4+(but emotionally?These are for adults)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Perfect Gift For\u003cbr\u003eThat friend who hates basic holiday stuff.White elephant exchanges where you actually want to win.Your shelf that needs chaos energy.Anyone whose Christmas spirit looks a little unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd to Cart→Make the holidays weird again.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"fuggler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55072383730036,"sku":null,"price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1011\/7808\/1652\/files\/O1CN01xlpNcr1C8zkFAqrph__2218656540037-0-cib.jpg?v=1785467496","url":"https:\/\/sanderalume.com\/products\/fuggler-festive-fuggs-holiday-collection","provider":"sandera.lume","version":"1.0","type":"link"}