{"product_id":"fuggler-fugg-bouquets-collection","title":"Fuggler Fugg Bouquets Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eFuggler Fugg Bouquets Collection\u003cbr\u003eFlowers die.This bouquet judges you forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gift That Says\"I Love You\"and\"I'm Concerned\"\u003cbr\u003eRoses are basic.Chocolate is temporary.This officially licensed Fuggler bouquet?Eternal chaos wrapped in craft paper and a bow.Three mini monsters bundled together,each with teeth,trauma,and a staring problem.\u003cbr\u003eGive it to someone special.Give it to yourself.Give it to your therapist and watch them take notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose Your Arrangement\u003cbr\u003eSweet Honey\u003cbr\u003ePurple bunny with green ears.Pink monster with button eyes.Tiny pink baby split down the middle.Lavender ribbon.Green heart clasp.Looks like Easter exploded in a good way.Smells like nothing.Stares like everything.\u003cbr\u003eBlack Pineapple\u003cbr\u003ePink monster with a full grin.Black cat with pink mohawk and three red eyes.Tiny split baby in black and pink.Black ribbon.Pink heart clasp.Goth picnic vibes.Emotional damage included.\u003cbr\u003eSoft Heart\u003cbr\u003eBlue monster with spiral and button eyes.Pink cow-print creature with mismatched blues.Tiny blue and pink baby with yellow eyes.Pink ribbon.Yellow heart clasp.Cotton candy chaos.Diabetes for your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's in Every Bouquet\u003cbr\u003e3 Mini Fugglers\u003cbr\u003eEach approximately 4–5 inches.Each with signature teeth.Each hating you differently.\u003cbr\u003eCraft Paper Wrap\u003cbr\u003eBrown,crinkled,pretending this is normal.\u003cbr\u003eSatin Ribbon+Heart Clasp\u003cbr\u003eColor-coordinated to the chaos.Functional.Frightening.\u003cbr\u003eDisplay-Ready Packaging\u003cbr\u003eWindow box shows everything.No surprises.Just judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy Bouquets Hit Different\u003cbr\u003eThree unique mini Fugglers per bouquet.Signature realistic human-like teeth on every single one.Mixed eye styles from button to spiral to embroidered.No watering needed.No sunlight required.Will outlive your relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs\u003cbr\u003eHeight per mini:Approximately 4–5 inches\u003cbr\u003eTotal bouquet height:Approximately 10 inches\u003cbr\u003eMaterial:Premium faux fur with craft paper wrap\u003cbr\u003eFeatures:Signature Fuggler teeth,varied eye designs,satin ribbon with heart clasp\u003cbr\u003ePackaging:Display window box with branded details\u003cbr\u003eAges:4+(romantics with issues strongly encouraged)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho Needs This\u003cbr\u003eValentine's Day rule-breakers.Anniversary gift-givers who hate clichés.People who say\"I want something that lasts\"and mean\"something that haunts.\"Self-love practitioners with taste.Anyone who's ever looked at flowers and thought\"needs more teeth.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd to Cart→Say it with teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"fuggler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55072980599156,"sku":null,"price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1011\/7808\/1652\/files\/O1CN01dDLH1k1C8zmxvPdFy__2218656540037-0-cib_f7c52033-794c-4a3b-8d5a-7c7dc859b884.jpg?v=1785482664","url":"https:\/\/sanderalume.com\/products\/fuggler-fugg-bouquets-collection","provider":"sandera.lume","version":"1.0","type":"link"}