Fuggler Fugg Bouquets Collection
$47.99
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Fuggler Fugg Bouquets Collection
$47.99
Fuggler Fugg Bouquets Collection
Flowers die.This bouquet judges you forever.
The Gift That Says"I Love You"and"I'm Concerned"
Roses are basic.Chocolate is temporary.This officially licensed Fuggler bouquet?Eternal chaos wrapped in craft paper and a bow.Three mini monsters bundled together,each with teeth,trauma,and a staring problem.
Give it to someone special.Give it to yourself.Give it to your therapist and watch them take notes.
Choose Your Arrangement
Sweet Honey
Purple bunny with green ears.Pink monster with button eyes.Tiny pink baby split down the middle.Lavender ribbon.Green heart clasp.Looks like Easter exploded in a good way.Smells like nothing.Stares like everything.
Black Pineapple
Pink monster with a full grin.Black cat with pink mohawk and three red eyes.Tiny split baby in black and pink.Black ribbon.Pink heart clasp.Goth picnic vibes.Emotional damage included.
Soft Heart
Blue monster with spiral and button eyes.Pink cow-print creature with mismatched blues.Tiny blue and pink baby with yellow eyes.Pink ribbon.Yellow heart clasp.Cotton candy chaos.Diabetes for your soul.
What's in Every Bouquet
3 Mini Fugglers
Each approximately 4–5 inches.Each with signature teeth.Each hating you differently.
Craft Paper Wrap
Brown,crinkled,pretending this is normal.
Satin Ribbon+Heart Clasp
Color-coordinated to the chaos.Functional.Frightening.
Display-Ready Packaging
Window box shows everything.No surprises.Just judgment.
Why Bouquets Hit Different
Three unique mini Fugglers per bouquet.Signature realistic human-like teeth on every single one.Mixed eye styles from button to spiral to embroidered.No watering needed.No sunlight required.Will outlive your relationship.
Specs
Height per mini:Approximately 4–5 inches
Total bouquet height:Approximately 10 inches
Material:Premium faux fur with craft paper wrap
Features:Signature Fuggler teeth,varied eye designs,satin ribbon with heart clasp
Packaging:Display window box with branded details
Ages:4+(romantics with issues strongly encouraged)
Who Needs This
Valentine's Day rule-breakers.Anniversary gift-givers who hate clichés.People who say"I want something that lasts"and mean"something that haunts."Self-love practitioners with taste.Anyone who's ever looked at flowers and thought"needs more teeth."
Add to Cart→Say it with teeth.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Air transport
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Production in place
Products are domestically manufactured with original Chinese labels. Please think twice before purchasing if this bothers you.